Now. Lets just do this... Because it was bound to happen....
I love my roommate very much. In fact, I will miss her a lot over the break. I will also feel very sad when she leaves on saturday. And I hope she remembers this as she reads this.... Please.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SEEN YOUR BUTT!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?
The average daily count is probably five. A DAY. I'd prefer not to see your butt.
BUT!
Dear loving neighbors,
Do you know how disgusting it is to listen to someone have sex through a wall? Do you understand how much my bed rocks. How much I can hear you, and how much I DETEST HEARING YOU BANG AT TWO IN THE MORNING!
I dont think you do.
Please stop.
Love,
Emily
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